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me: *eats literally anything*
my shitfuck brain: hmm that wasnt very ‘anorexic’ of you :/
this made me laugh too much this is baddd
the universe stopped me from binging
I was in the kitchen about to binge, the TV playing in the background. I opened the fridge and started looking for the fattiest thing in there.
Then I heard the TV… it was switched to a weight loss reality show.
The dietitian/host was addressing her overweight client : “you are making amazing progress, you will continue to lose weight as long as you dont cheat. it’s very important you dont cheat, bc then the hunger will start again; that’s the hardest part. the first 2 days of losing weight are the worst, the hunger is at its strongest but as the days pass it goes away and you get used to your new lifestyle”
I stood there in silence then slowly walked back to my room

